Another Friday night and another episode of The Scotty Gee Show to amaze, amuse, astound, and arouse the faithful viewers that crowd around their devices every week to see what all the fuss is about.  Well, except for one viewer that decided that he had better things to do. Again.  Anyway, I won’t name any names, but you all know who I am talking about.

We did, however, find a way to incorporate Binnie Gee into the show through the magic of cellular phone technology and got a live update from the Mattawa Slo-Pitch tournament from Mr. Takanaka, who somehow got control of Binnie Gee’s phone and regaled us with his view from the Mattawa Ball Field.  (Click to View Segment)

Before that bit of magic, we started out with our usual opening segment, Born to Die, where we learn who was born and who died on this day in history. (Click to View Segment)

Next up, we ventured into the bodily functions territory as Scotty Gee regales his viewers with a tale of what happens when you experiment with sugar-free gummy bears.  The results were painful for Scotty Gee, but hopefully hilarious for his viewers.  (Click to View Segment)

Our last segment before the break was Which Stupid Day is it?  In this segment, Scotty Gee goes over the list of “national and international whatever day” it is today.  These are usually fairly silly, but there’s actually a good one today.  (Click to View Segment)

After the break, we got back going again with Ask Scotty Gee.  In this segment, we read real letters from real advice columns and see if Scotty Gee’s response matches up with the “expert”.  Scotty Gee even allows the audience to decide which letters we read each week.  (Click to View Segment)

To finish the show, we visit our old friend, Florida Man (Click to View Segment) and Scotty Gee shares his feelings on people that lack the courage of their convictions and apologize when the outrage mob comes after them and tackles the insanity of parents that allow their children to “transition” on a whim.  (Click to View Segment)

Tune in for another episode of The Scotty Gee Show this coming (and every) Friday, and if you miss an episode you can catch up on the TV page.

Scotty Gee, out.